Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

Stomach Dick

When you fuck a girl so hard and deep that she gets a stomach ache.

"Man your girl was telling my girl that her stomach hurts every time you fuck her"
" Yeah, I went so deep that I have her he stomach dick"

by Mags D August 27, 2017

cheektowaga stomach

A colloquial term for a woman who resides in Cheektowaga, NY who has a muffin top and/or fupa.

Wow! Let's go to the Galleria and check out those Cheektowaga Stomachs!

by Nini1986 September 12, 2013

Cum Stomach

When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.

My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!

by bowflecks June 25, 2009

stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.

"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military

by robert earl davis jr March 31, 2011

Stomach Mop

Any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up ejaculate.

Aw shit. Lori must've used my favorite T-shirt as a stomach mop again. Goddammit, Era Plus won't even get that stain out.

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

teen stomach

Teen Stomach is a condition most commonly associated with teenagers, the primary sympton being a munchies-like desire to consume food. However, this is different from munchies in a few ways, the most notable being that one never needs to be high to feel it. Also noted is that one who "suffers" will not eat just anything, but things that are readily available and of higher preference. The last difference is that they will eat even if full or just not hungry. This not to be confused with eating out of boredom or just being very hungry. The reason it is called "teen" stomach is that the affliction could be caused by a sudden unexplainable increase in the metabolism of an individual, hightening it to the level of a teenager.

"Dude, you ate ALL the snacks? You're gonna have to work out for a fucking month!"

"Nah, man, it was Teen Stomach, I'll be fine."

"You better be sure. Being wrong will cost ya."

"Trust me, it fits."

by xGRKxBullseye January 02, 2012