by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018
Get the Stoner's Stomachmug. by Nini1986 September 12, 2013
Get the cheektowaga stomachmug. "Man your girl was telling my girl that her stomach hurts every time you fuck her"
" Yeah, I went so deep that I have her he stomach dick"
" Yeah, I went so deep that I have her he stomach dick"
by Mags D August 27, 2017
Get the Stomach Dickmug. When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.
My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!
by bowflecks June 25, 2009
Get the Cum Stomachmug. by WOOTYES August 13, 2011
Get the popcorn stomachmug. The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time
I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.
by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016
Get the Schrödinger's Stomachmug. when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.
"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military
by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011
Get the stomach teasermug.