stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21

oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred

by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024

Stiffy

Hitting someone hard

Ow you gave me a stiffy

by DeathOi March 26, 2021

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018

Clitty-stiffy

Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.

"Are you home for 'Sex & the City' tonight?" "Yes, I have a clitty-stiffy about it"

by honeylovechild May 19, 2009

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023