Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 28, 2021

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Stiffy

Hitting someone hard

Ow you gave me a stiffy

by DeathOi March 26, 2021

Clitty-stiffy

Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.

"Are you home for 'Sex & the City' tonight?" "Yes, I have a clitty-stiffy about it"

by honeylovechild May 19, 2009

stiffy-stuff

|The act of putting in an up right position under the elastic waist band of shorts/sweatpants to hide an erection.

The boy had gotten aroused when seeing his stepmothers mid drift so he a had to stiffy-stuff his erection in his shorts.

by poopsackle January 8, 2016

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017