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stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21
oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred
by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024
mugGet the stiffymug.

Rodeo Stiffy

When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.
After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."
by Jymothi November 6, 2021
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Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings
Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."
by The Gapists May 7, 2014
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Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.
Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.
by AntiCircumcisionMan May 3, 2021
mugGet the Stiffymug.

stiffy

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less
by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021
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Clitty-stiffy

Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.
"Are you home for 'Sex & the City' tonight?" "Yes, I have a clitty-stiffy about it"
by honeylovechild May 19, 2009
mugGet the Clitty-stiffymug.

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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