steven!

In any Halo game past Halo 2, a steven is better known as a no-scope headshot. This is the word that you would call out upon achieving this type of kill, the word is derived from the overzealous behavior demonstrated by Steven (a man who lived in a small town in Missouri), an average Halo 2 player at best.
man 1: STEVEN!

man 2: What?

man 1: i just noscoped this mofo in the face
by Jacovich August 21, 2011
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Stevenism

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.
Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.
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Stevens

A person who defies all sterotypes of our society, while remaining chill.
"You take Trigonemetry, play in the orchestra, and you are white? You are such a Stevens!"
by The Real White Man March 07, 2013
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Steven

The man with the largest dick (in length AND girth) you'll ever encounter.
Emily- "Steven has the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
*Shows Picture*
Mary- "WOW! That's a huge dick!!"
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Steven

n. a person who constantly hangs around another group of people in order to boost his pride up. Thinks that everyone is on good terms with him, but in reality are just weirded out. Common habits include: posting constantly on Myspace bulletins, instant IM'ing people, and freeloading. Usually possesses a deformed head and a lisp. See also: 10. leech
"Here comes the Steven."
"Man that ****ing leech."

A Steven: "hEY guYs!"

"(GET AWAY!)"
by "Mary" had a Little Lamb November 21, 2006
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Steven

A prick with a big ego and a small penis
by Okurtdude August 20, 2018
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Steven

by avantus February 25, 2019
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