Homebase Steamer

To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.

I can't believe Frank gave himself a Homebase Steamer, it was hilarious to watch!

by howtokrew January 6, 2015

Tyson Steamer

While in a fight, biting someone's ear off, then when they are rolling on the ground in pain, pooping on them in an act of dominance.

Amanda - "I got so mad when that girl punched me in the face, I bit her ear off!"

Tony - "You looked pissed, but did you really have to spray her with shit-mist?"

Amanda - "That was the only way to finish her off with the Tyson Steamer!"

Tony - "Yep..."

by fatcatinalittlehat September 26, 2011

Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."

Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?

by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019

Chantilly Steamer

To take an obnoxious amount of chewing tobacco and place it in one's anal cavity. Creates a firey sensation and is said to "burn like the Dickens." Asses with more hair will experience a higher amount of pain.

Alan: "Hey dude, I gave myself the Chantilly Steamer last night. It felt like a forest fire in my asshole!"
Stu: "Damn..."

by surprisebsex January 4, 2010

iron steamer

A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.

I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out

by milpoolSK March 6, 2017

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Compton Steamer

Ghetto version of the well-known Cleveland Steamer. Usually done in the bushes and alleyways of ghetto areas.

Bruv, I laid a phat compton steamer on ma fat booty hoe last night!

by j2cool January 14, 2007