Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
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Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."
Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?
by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019
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Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.
"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."
by Turn3racing November 21, 2019
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Mannheim Steamer

sexual position in which she is listening to Mannheim Steamroller on her iPod while you shit in her mouth
Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!
by eddiefiv May 15, 2013
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Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.
i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.
by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017
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Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004
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Compton Steamer

Ghetto version of the well-known Cleveland Steamer. Usually done in the bushes and alleyways of ghetto areas.
Bruv, I laid a phat compton steamer on ma fat booty hoe last night!
by j2cool January 13, 2007
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