Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.
Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.
by Richard Puller April 22, 2005
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the quality of being able to exit a room in a college dormitory without notice by emily smith.
the quality of being able to exit a room in a college dormitory without notice by emily smith.
by emily mellencamp smith (birthday girl) February 26, 2005
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1) When you slink off to secretly have sex with someone you shouldn't. Usually because you or they are in a relationship. Someone who stealth fucks is usually a stealthy fucker, and you can recognise them by the fact that they melt into shadows and you don't see them for hours.
2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
2) When either or both parties are unsure if penetration has occured; a situation that only occurs with very loose women or very small men. Will always occur when the two are put together. Stealth fucking of this kind is often coupled with the question- "Is it in yet?"
1) "Jake's gone again! He was just here! Call his mobile. What? Switched off, eh? Bet he's gone off for a stealth fuck"
2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
2) "Julie needs to tone up. I'm not satisfied with this stealth fucking nonsense"
by MagickDio March 2, 2010
Get the Stealth Fuck mug.The embedding of a photograph or short video clip featuring any scantily clad woman in the exact middle of a Youtube video in order to produce a thumbnail with which to attract more viewers.
Hey, check out that video with that girl in the thumbnail, dude. Maybe she takes her top off.
Wait, nevermind, it's just a video of a cat getting a bath with a stealth babe in it.
Wait, nevermind, it's just a video of a cat getting a bath with a stealth babe in it.
by d killa feat. mc dj brontosaurus May 28, 2008
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There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"
by SenorLanky June 21, 2008
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by Cayster February 8, 2010
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I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.
by Stealth Seeker June 5, 2011
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