Skip to main content

Standing Slots

A sex position involving 1 extremely willing girl and 5 guys. The girl is tied to the ceiling by her feet next to a bunk bed. Then one guy gets on a ladder and fucks her up the ass, one guy gets on the top bunk and fucks her in the vagina, one guy gets on the bottom bunk and receives head, and the last two guys sit next to the guy on the bottom bunk and receive hand from the girl.
The next morning after preforming standing slots Amanda could barely walk and barely talk, yet she couldn't wait to hit the slots again.
by O-Town Bad Ass August 17, 2011
mugGet the Standing Slots mug.

Standing on neck

Verbally attacking or physically attacking and the other doesn’t push back
Standing on necks I took his chain and he ain’t getting it back.
by Ig @kingcj317 August 31, 2019
mugGet the Standing on neck mug.

Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
by Scott Thompson May 3, 2007
mugGet the Standing Land Strip mug.

Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing]

A game that only drunk people should play. Several men all watch straight porn until they all get a boner (pants are optional). Then the porn is immediately switched to man-on-man porn (assuming all men are straight). The winner is the last man "standing." This game can be switched for gay people to watch girl-on-girl porn
Me and the guys were arguing who gets the last steak so we played Last Man StandingLast Man Standing.

I won Last Man Standing Last Man Standing last week but at a high cost . . .
by Bajam December 9, 2008
mugGet the Last Man Standing [Last Man Standing] mug.

Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...
Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol
by BigLeet November 2, 2008
mugGet the Sitting on my lap while standing mug.

standing sack eskimo

A trendy beach goer exercise rising in popularity. Pioneered in Virginia Beach, standing sack eskimo is geared more towards tourists and vacationers seeking exercise because they do not belong to a local gym. The exercise requires the use of three people, which can include any combination of friends and strangers. One person (the person wishing to exercise) ties a rope around their waste. The other end of the rope is then tied to another person (must be a male) who is laying on the beach in the nude on his back. The third person then stands on his nutsack so that all bodyweight is centered evenly on the nutsack, hence trapping the nutsack between bodyweight and sand. The excerciser then runs down the beach, all the while scraping the nutsack down the beach, and taking the other for an eskimo ride. Standing sack eskimo also proves to be a good landmark for beachgoers to remember where there umbrella and towels are located because of the nutsack imprint trail left in the sand
if it werent for that nutsack imprint left in the sand from that standing sack eskimo, I never would've found my way back to our umbrella!!!!
by beachgoeryes September 19, 2009
mugGet the standing sack eskimo mug.

pulling a Standish

One who works very little. Usually takes credit for other peoples hard work, steals peoples ideas and uses them as his own, is known to take pictures of other peoples wife's and claim them as his own. Will find a way to get out of anything when the word " Hard work" is spoken, passing it on to other N.C.O.'S and Joes claiming he is to busy when he usually spends most of the day searching his name on the internet
guy#1 Hey look at Sargent dip shit all he does is eat sleep and tell stories.

Guy#2 Yep he's "pulling a Standish"
mugGet the pulling a Standish mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email