Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

Alex stair

He’s mean he’s rude he doesn’t care for anybody else he only dates girl to look cool. He’s mean against lgbtq and he has a girlfriend named Lilly oh wait they broke up cause he cheated and it’s he’s fault

Yo yo yo Alex Stair is this this and thai

by Alex Stair January 11, 2019

Stairs

best friend I've ever had

yo yk stairs? bro he's so cool

by most sane genshit fan November 3, 2022

Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

stair race

Stair raced, or Stair racing-whenever someone is at the bottom of a stairway and they have to turn the lights off, so they run up the stairs after flicking the switch.

"Since you are afraid of the dark, did you ever STAIR RACE before?"
Pass Tense-"I'm out of breath because I STAIR RACED"

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 2, 2019