Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.

I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.

by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023

boom boom tequila stairs

Process of abortion. Involves getting blackout drunk and throwing yourself down a flight of stairs. Very effective and affordable.

Carmen was scared she may be Prego so she used the boom boom tequila stairs method.

by Calta crew 69 October 1, 2020

Stairs

The thing from Omori. In which Mari falls down and FUCKING DIES.

"Oh shit my sister just fell down the stairs" - Sunny

by Binaph August 18, 2025

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 2, 2019

Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Stair steps

Siblings less than 1 year apart

Mary’s kid are less than nine months apart they’re stair steps

by Sawakonori June 15, 2024

I hope you trip up the stairs

When a person is insulting your ass and you can't come up with any other insult other than "I hope you trip UP the stairs."

Joe: "Bro you're trash at this game"
Me: "stfu I hope you trip up the stairs"

by ReaperWindsor October 24, 2022