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by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
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Discord Server staff day

December 12 is a day when server staff on discord can do anything they want.
Discord staff has banned everyone because it is Discord Server staff day!
by Ryguy6001 December 11, 2021
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Slave staff

A whore, The slut / another word for (The hoe) also can be used to define gardening equipment
Girl: omg Jonny is SOO HOT 🥵 Imma go suck his dick
Guy: Stfu you stupid slave staff
by Go getter 420 March 20, 2022
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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"

Mike: "With security?!"

Roman: "Yes!"
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Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
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Chiefs of Staff

We are cool and got infinite aura!! MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!
We chiefs of staff! BA is life! Sandhurst!!
by carbonyloxies July 7, 2025
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Babestation Staff-room

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.
"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013
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