by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 4, 2022
Get the Noah is the best staff manager mug.What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.
Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"
by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024
Get the Staff Assist mug.by beepboop_olive May 3, 2021
Get the breakfast cafe staff team mug."If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability mug.Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.
by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
Get the Please read this dear staff member. mug.intellectual: i fucking hate the jo staff
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*
by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023
Get the jo staff mug.some fucking awesome stick weapon thing from japan this is either made of wood or bamboo (i think mine is made of bamboo) that people dont give 2 shits about because they think its fucking lame when they have sharp pieces of metal well fuck you because its better than your fucking longsword... thing
by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023
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