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handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.
The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.
by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016
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Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.
Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.
by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016
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Waterpark Staff

A employee st a waterpark. (Any job pasision)
I am part of the Waterpark staff team
by Commander-39900 January 3, 2023
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tiger staff

a sarcastically misspelt name of the Indian actor Tiger Shroff (usually used in memes).
Person 1: Who is that handsome actor?
Person 2: Tiger staff.
by lodalassan December 16, 2023
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bo staff

some fucking awesome stick weapon thing from japan this is either made of wood or bamboo (i think mine is made of bamboo) that people dont give 2 shits about because they think its fucking lame when they have sharp pieces of metal well fuck you because its better than your fucking longsword... thing
dumbass: the bo staff sucks ass
everyone else: *fucking breaks dumbasse's kneecaps*
by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023
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jo staff

a fucking horrible shorter bo staff why not just use a bo staff you fucking retarded asshole
intellectual: i fucking hate the jo staff
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*
by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023
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Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.
Please read this dear staff member.
by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023
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