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city splunking

To explore the innards of abandoned urban buildings.
I was city splunking the Old Packard in Detroit this past weekend, we found one dead hooker, three dead dogs, some kickass graffiti, and made friends with a dude with a needle in his arm. Then the flashlight batteries wore out.
by Djangoboone May 12, 2008
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chunk spelunker

A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.
Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.
by respect the teacher August 14, 2009
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Sarles Spelunking

Repeated cave exploration until rectal bleeding occurs. Usually accompanied by alcohol.
After a bit of Sarles Spelunking, my mates and I could hardly sit on our bums.
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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spelunk

(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.
After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!
by Cayenne August 28, 2005
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Spelunking

When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know
When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking
by One crazy week September 12, 2011
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SPURLUNKING

the sport of toilet games that requires the art of sitting upright on the john and aimed directly over the top of one's penis head with ones mouth, followed by a well placed and slowly dropped lugie from the mouth onto the head of one's penis while on the toilet.
Today children we will be learning to potty train and after I the teacher will help you with your SPURLUNKING technique.
by Michael Mancuso aka. C++ March 2, 2004
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Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".
"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"
by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008
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