Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.

Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."

by 556677NK March 10, 2010

Highland Springs

a town outside of Richmond,Va that is full of old white lady's and thugs. 16% of these thugs are white. Shootings happen once every week. If you want to live here and avoid these shootings, move to mullen's lane.

Greg: "Dude lets go to Highland Springs"
Gerald: "If you want to get shot be my guest"
Greg: "Were going to mullen's lane, thats where my grandma lives."
Gerald: "Ohhh ok."

by yum bum March 7, 2012

spring peeper

Once the warm weather rolls around in spring time, perverts come out and peep into your windows.

i was watching t.v. on a warm march night and noticed a spring peeper looking in my window.

by catpuke March 27, 2013

Beersheba Springs

a small mountain town in Tennessee, near Monteagle. It has historical significance, being the oldest historical resort in Tennessee. The houses were built in the 1860s after Beersheba Cain walked up the mountain from McMinnville, and found a "healing" spring.

Beersheba Springs is amazingly beautiful and the people are nice

by papelr April 4, 2011

Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you

my spring dick was showing at church today

by dawdbro September 14, 2016

Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

by BigFatSlackjaw October 13, 2020

spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

by jatgm1 March 8, 2018