Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

toe spread

The act of spreading apart your toes for the pleasure of someone with a foot fetish to watch

Do a sexy fucking toe spread girl

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread

“She did the spread of bread last night”

by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 5, 2016

shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020