Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Splat

Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.

Man: ahh I wish your family wasn't here or I would splat all over you right now!

by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019

splat

stolen car

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen

by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021