Roman spider dump

(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.

2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump

Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.

by bonedogg December 12, 2008

Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.

Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.

by ROBO113 April 21, 2014

Said the spider to the fly

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.

Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.

by GreatswordGuts July 7, 2016

Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011

Old Spice

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

Old Spice- Enter a world where odor doesn't stand a chance.

by da_tr00f October 6, 2009

Shife

1. Being hardcore. 2. Acting like you dont care about anything. 3. In some instances acting stingy.

Quit acting shife and give me a ride.

by Shife February 25, 2004

Spide

The spide. Most people who live in belfast want to move away as soon as possible because of these poorly dressed monsters. All of them deserve to die, literally. If you are passing by a group of them, completely ignore them, and do not look at them in the eyes or twice. Unless of course you are a spide yourself, or you are dressed similar (it's a good idea to wear a nike top over your Metallica T-shirt, and wear jeans as much as possible). However, if a spide who is on his own calls out to you, he will leave you alone at the slightest comeback. But if you ignore him, he will think you are "scared" and he will continue this.

Walk into belfast city centre, look around for 10 seconds, and you'll see a spide.

by M August 5, 2004