The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.
SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@
It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!
Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level
Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night
"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level
Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night
"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom
by Ken Glin February 07, 2008
Doing a Spiderman is when a male ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an unsuspecting suspect while adding a very satisfying "pssssttt" like noise to simulate the sound of the web but in this case the sound of the seamen being tossed from his hand.
"Doing a Spiderman"
Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
Bob saw an a woman across the street he decided that he would do a spiderman. since it takes bob a short time to ejaculate he was ready in a jiffy. He proceeded to charge up to the lady whilst screaming his war cry, (this caught her attention and she turned) he then threw his seamen in her face and ran away with a grin on his face.
by thespidermaner April 02, 2014
Slang terminology for marijuana. Another slang term for marijuana is "Mary Jane". In the Spiderman mythology Peter Parker (Spiderman) is infatuated with a woman by the name of "Mary Jane". The actual term relating to marijuana "Mary Jane" has become widely recognized as marijuana thus "Spiderman's lover" is a form of evolution as no authoritative figure will have any clue who in the fuck Spiderman's lover is.
"Did you get a piece of Spiderman's lover last night? She was high quality stuff."
"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."
"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."
by jackcansingcsharp April 29, 2009
the act of ending and beginning a paragraph with quotations, leaving the reader confused because of the sudden change of topic or context.
Your research paper structure is good overall but I felt like I was dating Spiderman for the middle two paragraphs. Try to connect them better with a conclusion and an introduction.
by azizy15 November 22, 2011
When one ejaculates onto his hand, then in a swift motion, creates the web shooting hand sign as spiderman does, and in the process, "shooting the web" at your ho causing her to be in a "sticky" situation.
by McBiz DaShiz December 24, 2007
While your bangin dat ho from behind, pull out, nut in your hand, tap her shoulder and toss that sh*t in her face... "How you like that MJ?"
-werd
-werd
by A n F February 22, 2008
How a male would masterbate in a shower or stall too small to lay down in, usually in rehab when battling ones own sex addiction.
Dude: Why isn't Joe Robes coming out of his room?
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat
Me: he's defiantly playing spiderman again, dude says he's a sex addict, what a smooth cat
by geeterdawghead December 21, 2014