Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla
Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"
by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020
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Spanish Inquisition

Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
by Han’s blaster February 16, 2023
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spanish gag

A specialist method of gagging some idiotic spotters named Brett, TJ, and Freddy came up with
Hit me with the Spanish gag
by DavDawg February 24, 2021
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Spanish Popeye

Synthetic, store-bought, weed-like substance, usually from smoke shops.
Fluffy, greenish, virtually weightless. It can provide a variety of rather powerful effects from psychedelic to sedating.
"He trippin' on dat Spanish Popeye. Pay dat fool no mind."
by Archer Ingersoll July 01, 2015
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Spanish Teacher

A teacher who uses cringey songs just to make you learn how to spell "book" in Spanish. Also, he spends his spare time learning songs that they expect students to like. In addition, they give you headaches.
Hey, you remember that annoying Spanish teacher? I hear he still uses that annoying Rockalingua website just to teach those 6 Grade kids how to write a few words.

Ugh, I remember when he used that website just to show us how to write stuff in our room.
by RandoGuyOnTheInternet April 12, 2021
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El Spanish

Basically what you hear when someone is very new to Spanish.
Spanish Person: "What's Spanish in Spanish?"
Dumbass: "El Spanish."
Spanish Person: "..."
by someotherkid2021 December 06, 2017
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Spanish submarine

Giving a blow job under water
Dude!!! She totally gave him a spanish submarine in last week's pool party
by Venclaudejendame December 01, 2017
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