tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010

wanky spanky

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

Spanky

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010

Specky

An Australian term of any high, 'hanger' mark in AFL

e.g. Did you see that? He just took an awesome specky!

e.g. Specky!

by niebla May 13, 2011

Spocky

Spocky is a nickname for one who is cool like Mr Spock but also funny as well.

I am Spocky because my first initial is S and the pock is the first 4 letters of my surname.

I am the original Spocky and have been for 39 years!

Everyone knows me for being the Chief Morale Officer at my place of work.

That joke was so good it could only be funnier if Spocky said it!

by Spocky June 24, 2010

spack

Mentally retarded person derived from spastic

You spack! (Insult)

by Northerner July 2, 2003

spanky

A man who is nothing more than a play thing or toy...

Never capitalized unless it's the beginning of a sentence.

Spanky is not a person...he's an object of desire; a possession; a treat you eat without guilt but can throw away if you're full and don't want to eat it all...

It's been a while...think I may give spanky a call.

I've had a hard day, I need some spanky.

Damn, spanky!

...and any other example any woman needs for a spanky ; )

by Mamma Kat November 21, 2010