Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Dirty Cunt Socket

A garbage can like opening that few would dare to enter

Get your dirty cunt socket over here so I can pound it.

by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020

Socket fetish

When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.

Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.

I just need to fuck the nearest socket

by Bokorm February 16, 2021

Syrup socket

Canadian glory hole

Dave's jaws were tired after an 8 hour shift in the syrup socket

by Salad bar's Wolves September 7, 2018

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025