sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

Diabete sludge

When you get a piece of chocolate on your body

John: I'm about to die gemmie sugar

Brian : I don't have any shit you got it all over your body your fucking diabete sludge

John: fuck you

by Fuckerindapussy4 November 11, 2018

Sludge swallowing

When you feel so depressed that you feel a force in your throat causing you to choke on nothing , often leads to scratching your neck

After realizing how unhappy i am alive, and how lonely i feel around people, i did some sludge swallowing so i could socialize like normal.

by Titwaffles711 August 20, 2022

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.

Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"

by Ilikebowls24 October 29, 2025

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight are going to be trying the sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

sludgeing

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.

"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."

by Reiji June 8, 2007