Slimy Stuey

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's nose.

My girlfriend got me with a wet willy so I gave her the ultimate payback with a Slimy Stuey!

by Dr. Clyde Hyde September 6, 2016

Slimy Bannana

Jason that ugly nigger is an slimy ass looking banana who is married to guy

Jason your a slimy bannana get out of this room we hate you ugly human.

by jack singh October 10, 2022

slimy handy

A wet hand job.

Bob gave bill a slimy handy in the closet

by Tarq Muhana July 9, 2016

sewer slimy slide

sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩

Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)

by don’t user your real name February 13, 2019

slimy palm flopper

actually fucking retards

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.

I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.

by Joe 234 March 3, 2017

Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018