Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

smashed out

1. A term used for a girl/guy to describe how awful they look after being used too much.

2. A girl slutting around too much and everyone knows about it.

Stephen: I see Jess with a different guy everytime I run into her.

Charlie: Yeah me too. Jess looks completely smashed out from whoring around too much.

by Joe Ureel April 7, 2009

Sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in a box of Bud Ice.

Dude I went to the movie theater last night and got so fucking sloshed!

by SloshedMan07 June 29, 2008

smashed on

when peoploe fight and one person beats the shit out of the other, usually in the face and head.

dan smashed on sergio in the fight last week

by Devin Reed May 1, 2005

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

super smashed brothers

playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros

praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand

by pranizzles September 16, 2010

Sloshed Saturday

since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday

Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!

by jeniXOXO_ February 27, 2014