When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".
by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020
Get the Skyrim jobmug. by plasticalien April 24, 2020
Get the Skyrimmug. by iBoy2G January 16, 2023
Get the Skyrimmug. Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022
Get the Skyrimmug. The leading cause of divorce. This is due to the cheating the player has caused after 300 hours of going on dates with Serana, which she's hot not gonna lie. The player will not notice. However, after months spent on SkyrimPorn, filtered to Serana, the player might realize he fucked up his actual relationship in real life with an actual girl.
I feel much happier living in my mansion in Whiterun, Skyrim, with my new wife Serana, which is always by my side, unlike you, bitch. I must break up with you
by Avillian April 8, 2021
Get the Skyrimmug. "Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019
Get the Skyrim horsemug. A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime
by skyrim is bad September 29, 2021
Get the Skyrimmug.