Skeeter eater

A slutty individual who consumes profuse amounts of semen...

Man, did you meet that chick at the party the other night? She went home with the whole crew, turned out to be a skeeter eater!

by Davidnumber7 September 25, 2023

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 10, 2021

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021

Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023

Skeeter

This is the type of person that plays airsoft. Likes to suck toes, and give head. While playing phasmophobia, this person loved making mom jokes about a ghost named Jane

Look at that Skeeter...

by Yuri19492 March 27, 2023