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skeet

To ejaculate on or in a person.
Sorry, I didn't mean to skeet in you. Please don't hit me up for child support.
by niggaplease April 16, 2005
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1. The ejaculation of a male's penile spurm.

2. A form of acknowlegdement; usually means "yes".
1. I think I just skeeted in my pants.

2. Teacher: You need help Johnny?
Student: Skeet Skeet!
by boyz2menrok January 6, 2008
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name of Kord Omniversal A.I.
Booster's robot pal
A Futuristic Robot Museum security device
Your master
"Skeets cover me"
by Axolotl_lan October 10, 2008
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Skeets are posts on the social media app Bluesky, usually not hateful or toxic like similar posts on Twitter, known as “tweets.”
Jer @jer.bsky.social: wow i am so thankful to be on a welcoming and not-toxic app where I can skeet in the hellthread.

Pope Francis @pontifex.bsky.social: i agree with your skeet but show us your hog. trans rights.
by jerob May 2, 2023
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WHAT?

SKEET SKEET WACKING MY THICC MEAT

OH OK 10/10 WOULD SKEET
by jeff kin July 29, 2019
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Is a person who you look at and you just can't believe your eyes. There's no other way to describe them.
by Figmasterswag May 19, 2019
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When Russians get excited they ejaculate and yell at the top of their lungs skeet skeet skeet
Vladimir just got done watching porn and wanted to let everyone know he finished by saying skeet skeet skeet
by Cecilbricklayer2 September 7, 2019
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