skeet

-to be cheap or skeet

That kid is so damn skeet.

by asdfasdfqwerty March 25, 2005

skeet

1. To Masterbate

2. Sperm

1. I skeet to porn.

2. I got skeet all over her face.

by sgs_09 May 13, 2006

skeet

to ejaculate into a person, dog, or object opening in themself and feel great pleasure and pain at the same time. also to cum into a grls mouth named samie who left u with crabs and genetal warts and then killed herself the next day.

i want to skeet on samie but shes already dead....too bad

by skeeter July 15, 2004

skeet

What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.

Hey dad, look!

Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!

I thought it was a skydiver, dad!

Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....

by Boxymoron February 24, 2005

skeet

to ejaculate in a woman's face; to leave apbruptly

im gonna skeet skeet in your face.
let's skeet out of here

by D.LAuf July 2, 2005

skeet

Lil' Johns way of saying he will bust a nut all over your face.

" I will skeet on your face."

by mexicant April 17, 2005

skeet

a syringe, used as slang, aka, "wanna go shoot some skeet" aka "wanna go pop some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)"

"wanna go shoot some skeet?" aka "wanna go bang some (insert your favorite intravenous drug here)?"

by nola jon February 16, 2004