Simone

a knocked up whore

“Y’all Simone such a whore!”

by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019

Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014

Simone

The most rachet girl you could ever lay eyes on. Feral as anything and could go months without brushing her teeth.

"Dude did you hear about last night?"
"Yes, it was a huge Simone, worst night of my life"

by Crazy-person69 May 27, 2015

Simon

1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.

Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/

by Snorlax May 10, 2008

Simon

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011