dick shed

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.

"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."

by chris sterling March 10, 2008

Cuck shed

Popularized by the hottest member of lunch club Jebidiah H Schlatt

When making business deals for schlatt and co he would normally ask patrons to quote "GET IN THE FUCKING CUCK SHED"

Connor get in the cuck shed

by YaBoiLone May 13, 2020

the shed

A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.

"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"

by Anti-Shed Man October 11, 2006

Gettin Shed

Getting Head while taking a shit

I was gettin Shed on the shitter !!

by gsak October 11, 2011

Big Shed

A person of large stature who resembles a small building I.e. a shed.

Wow look at that Big Shed he's huge.

by BigShedLover59 June 4, 2019

shit shed

outhouse, porta-potty

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

the shed

A sketchy place where local kids go to get high, drunk, burn stuff, and be jackasses.

Hey, lets go down to the shed and get fucked up.

by Big Johnny December 17, 2003