Black sharpie

Tall skinny black person

they arre such a black sharpie

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Sharpy

A crisp edge up on a haircut

Damn son, your barber gave you the sharpy.

I got an haircut appointment at 8, about to get this sharpy.

by Youngin867 March 7, 2022

Sharpie

From the word “sharp,” an adjective meaning stylish or well-dressed. Can also be used as a noun referring to a hot, very attractive person with an element of class.

“Her new Timbys are sharpie as hell!” or “He thinks his prom fit was sharpie but we know it came from a Burlington clearance rack.”

“Did you see his new GF? What a sharpie!”

by Lil’libertine July 11, 2025

Sharpie

A Matt Sharp fan, mainly fans who believe weezer fell of after he left

I fucking hate Sharpies fuck matt sharp fuck the rentals scott and mikey are better

by Mattsharp#1hater December 9, 2025

Schrödinger’s Sharpie

Schrödinger’s Sharpie is a magical marking pen that can declassify 1,000 pages of a government file by redaction while simultaneously reclassifying and redirecting the course of a hurricane by altering its vector.

I see The Donald is using Schrödinger’s Sharpie from the redacted Epstein files to erase all his autopen signature pardons and then signing them "old school".

by Willy Won't go Home January 11, 2026

Sharpie Fucker

Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???

Lol sharpie fucker

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021

Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.

David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.

by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023