sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.

Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.

by Saranghae19 June 01, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle March 23, 2011

share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

by Guacamolenibbapenis April 28, 2019

Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....

Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!

by Little g money January 28, 2021

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 03, 2011