sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.

Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.

by Saranghae19 November 22, 2011

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.

Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.

by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017

share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.

Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"

by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015

Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet

1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!

by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020

Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....

Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!

by Little g money January 27, 2021