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astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.
Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!
by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019
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sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.
Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.
by Saranghae19 November 22, 2011
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share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.
Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"
by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015
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Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017
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Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.
I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.
by kerfoofle April 8, 2011
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sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)
"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"
by cowellisms February 21, 2013
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