Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.

Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.

by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.

Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.

by HalfwaySandwich August 6, 2016

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

sharing the wang

Two or more people sexually stimulating a penis, either orally or with their hands.

Janine and Lynne didn't want to take turns with Emmett, so they settled on sharing the wang.

by Saranghae19 November 22, 2011