oyster slapper

A lesbian.

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.

by The Atomic One May 7, 2011

Sim swapper

Some illegal shit, steals phone sim virtually

Gabe: i just sim swapped this guy and got his bank info easy money
Idiot talking to gabe: No way, ur going to jail because you're a sim swapper.

by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Beast Boy/Raven shipper

one who supports the coupling of Beast Boy and Raven in Teen Titans

see BB/Rae definition

by DarkMatter October 5, 2004

clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",

Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!

by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010

sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.

"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"

by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008

pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

by junkietown May 25, 2009