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Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.
Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.
by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005
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Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.
Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.
by dj-choice December 11, 2009
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4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
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civil-service

To civil-service. Verb form of "civil service", used by co-workers at an unnamed government agency. It is means to affably but vaguely agree to aggressive demands for work by those outside your chain of command, and then go back to whatever you were (or were not) doing, secure in the knowledge that there will be no consequences. What anyone would do without fear of the lash.
That consultant babe from the Commissioner's office came by asking for a detailed report on our project status, so I civil-serviced her and then went to the retirement party on the fifth floor.
by Doc Benway '47 May 26, 2011
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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
by The Greg July 19, 2004
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Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.
I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
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Service Top

a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner
X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!
by ttlstan October 10, 2023
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