bad service

What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"

Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."

Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 08, 2009
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service kit

A peasant term used alot in the lower class gas engineer circles and on many occasions booked in to other engineers when on rest days etc
Sorry mate had to book in a service kit on a cdi as haven’t got one on van and it’s my rest day tomorrow!
by Baby jangles June 03, 2020
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Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.
Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.
by Big Mike D. January 29, 2005
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Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.
Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.
by dj-choice December 11, 2009
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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
by The Greg July 19, 2004
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Silent Service

1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.
I played Silent Service when I was a kid. But now that I'm older, I prefer real silent service.
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
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Service Top

a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner
X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!
by ttlstan October 11, 2023
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