Vibrator seizure

When one uses a vibrator at a high or max speed and has uncontrolable body movements or twitches

I was using my vibrator at max last night and i had a vibrator seizure! It was amazing!

by MotherOfAllLemons May 31, 2018

Crotch Seizure

The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.

You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".

by The Sugar Queen February 6, 2009

seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly

seizure kid is fat

by kat174 March 16, 2021

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"

by trashy._ash December 15, 2020

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 8, 2015