just a second

The longest time you'll ever have to wait.

(e.x.) I'll be out in just a second!
*comes out six years later*

by RillianS April 9, 2015

12 seconds

The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.

If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.

by Lazy chestnut August 20, 2006

3 second rule

The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.

NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).

Don't touch it man! That bad boy is WAY past the 3 second rule!

by filmchild February 20, 2004

second hand smoking

Walking behind or standing near a smoker in order to breathe their smoke.

Jen, you're supposed to have quit, stop second hand smoking.

by rpetras August 17, 2008

SECOND-STORY MAN

a burglar who enters a house by an upstairs window

First Known Use of SECOND-STORY MAN
1886 in Poland.

by Dibidus41 August 19, 2011

FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 18, 2013

Second heartbeat

The pulse that can be felt in a woman's vagina

Dude 1: Yo bro I hit her so deep I could feel her second heartbeat!
Dude 2: That's sick bro.

by George_2 February 11, 2020