Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.

The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 9, 2004

Royally screwed

As the name suggests, it is when someone gets completely owned, royally meaning they fucked up on a large scale. A good example is in heist or psychological movies such as now you see me or oceans 11.

Man 1: Dude did you see oceans 11?
Man 2: No, why?
Man 1: The casino owner got royally screwed.

by Thelegitimatewin February 16, 2015

Roger screw

Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.

You can just roger screw it on

by Eng128 December 15, 2021

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

kangaroo screw

Something that is completely messed up.

Those new recruits look like a kangaroo screw.

by ChoobaChooba November 26, 2010

Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.

Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”

by Dmart711 April 27, 2021