schwag

trinkets that often used as give aways

Come down to Taco Hell in Urbania for some free WKRP schwag

by Frank April 28, 2003

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

fo shwang

The meaning is derived from indeed, or for sure. This is a much more expressive way of saying it, as in "hell yeah".

Mike: "What are you up to dude?"

Andy: "Nothin much. Tryna get me some hot bitches tonight. You down?"

Mike: "Fo shwang!"

by Mickey Dee November 15, 2007

bam schwag

dry, brown, crumbly, or otherwise low quality weed.

bam, being short for bammer, and schwag meaning weed.

Bob: I just got a $50 ounce!

Fred: How? Was it some bam schwag?

Bob: Yeah, but I'll just sell this shit to some stupid freshman and buy myself some chronic with the profit!

Fred: Legit. We'll burn it fat.

by Bud S. Moker, Certified T.H.C. May 9, 2008

Schwagg Muffin

A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.

Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.

by Da Moustafocka March 14, 2009