Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

by schmitty15 August 29, 2010

Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008

schmiddle

the hole in the doughnut and baggles

doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts

by big zeus March 6, 2009

Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

by José Quesadila April 1, 2009

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011