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Get the Schkleemp mug.by anonymous September 15, 2022
Get the schleeter mug.An individual that is able to fart, burp, sneeze & clap simultaneously as well as soiling themselves
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Get the shleeman mug.( Yiddish noun, but comes From the Hebrew phrase "schel mi ha mazel", whose luck is it in English):
a clumsy, socially awkward- but never mentally challenged- individual
a clumsy, socially awkward- but never mentally challenged- individual
by Sexydimma September 23, 2023
Get the Schleimazel mug.The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
Get the schleeg mug.The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
Get the schleeg mug.A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.
When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.
When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.
Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"
Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."
Example 2
Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.
Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."
Example 2
Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.
Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."
by C_Corpze October 26, 2024
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