Satan

The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids

Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan

by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018

Satan

Me

"wow, gurl, you are Satan"

by spookyoatmeal June 22, 2018

Satan

Satan didn't like Bob Ross taking his name in vain and saying beat the devil out of it. Unfortunately Bob Ross's hair, means Satan can never find him.

Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020

Satan

Another word for " Lucifer".

Haley thought Satan isn't Lucifer. Lucifer is another word for Satan. It's the same thing!

by Minialba03 October 6, 2016

Satan

Amino user who enters the GC and everybody starts fangirling over them

" Omg Satan I love you "

" Satan notice me "

by Aminouser334 April 26, 2019

Satan

1.The Angel Who created free will/He OFFRED the apple to Adam and eve and was sent to rule hell because of their Stupidity.
2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.

Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"

by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005

Satan

Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.

Is there really a Satan?

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004