by Aminouser334 April 26, 2019
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Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists shall never be forgived. Your following the wrong god and you don't know what you're doing. Satan doesn't love you, doesn't care about you, misleading you and etc. SATANISM IS A TRICK. There is No "sAtAn-kun" or "sAtAn-chan" or any of that bullshit.
If you're a Satanist and think that i'm a bitch for saying the truth, Go kiss your leaders ass and go cry about it. Go suck his ballz and I hope you get rejected. It's never to late to Turn to God.. i'm not talking about Satan, I'm not talking about You but i'm talking about the JESUS/ALLAH God. Go to a Holy Place, Repent and cleanse yourself with Holy Water.
You still think i'm a bitch? Go Keys without the e and you will see what I mean when you get thrown into hell. God created you and you turn away and follow the wrong path.. how selfish..
To all Satanists: Either hang yourself or Follow the Right Path.
Satanists: I love Satan-Senpai! He makes me happy and he loves me.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
Non-Satanists: Satan didn't create you, he doesn't love you and he isn't your "senpai"
Satanists: Your wrong your embarassing yourslef
Non-Satanists: Satanism isn't real you dumbasses, Whatever religion you had before become a Satanists, Go convert back.
Satanists: No >:)
Non-Satanists: Satan can't save you from anything.
Satanists: yes he can >w<
Non-Satanists: He couldn't save himself so why do you think he is gonna save you?
Satanists: ...
Non-Satanists: That's what I thought, Now go repent to God.
by Funtime Ennard October 10, 2023
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Satan like the serial masturbator he is, takes his dick out, looks down at it and says I'll beat the Jesus out of it.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020
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2.A symbol of free will and all thaat shit to satanists
3.The churches Besttt budddyyy
4.Who everyone at school thinks i am or thinks i worship
5.Who the fuck created rap.Die.
Priest-"SATAN MADE ME MOLEST THAT CHILD!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"
Church person from million years ago-"Hey lets make some fake entity up to scare people into paying us money for the service of telling us lies!It'll also let us murder all non-christians!YAY!"
Person From my school-"Do You Worship satan?"
Me-"FUCK YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!"
by EatWAFFLES April 29, 2005
Get the Satan mug.Hebrew for adversary. Used to mean any enemy of the Will of God. Often misunderstood to literally mean a guy who rules a pit in the earth and has horns and stuff.
by Pat-rot January 26, 2004
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