Santa

Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."

child: hey mom! will santa be coming this year?
mom: the fat guy?

Santa by Taylor that hoe December 17, 2019

Santa

He is not real!

Your parents are Santa!

Santa by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

Not real

Santa is like a unicorn

Santa by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

The real G

Person 1: Who’s your favourite person
Person 2: Santa

Santa by Zirkzee is the future GOAT December 23, 2019

Santa

A guy who likes to come down chimneys.

*role play session*
Mary: Yah! Santa

John (as Santa): I'm gonna come down your chimney tonight.

Santa by BuffaloBillsFan2005 December 24, 2019

Santa

A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.

Santa is a human too!

Santa by Marshmallow gal January 3, 2020

Santa

stalks children/pedo can kill if feeling it. also not real.

Person 1: I think i'm being stalked...
person 2: it's santa

Santa by bucklingshoes November 21, 2019