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samuel

an absolute chad with behemoth of a cock but his amooma my god
by totallynotrylen February 17, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a kind-hearted person, a little dumb but very smart. He's got the best compliments to give in town. You might always find him stuck in his thought, but don't be upset, because his thoughts are about you. Also he is destined to be a successful storyteller.
It is such a Samuel day! Yeahhhh
by AGlobalPendamic November 23, 2020
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Samuel

Samuel is a one of a kind person, is very witty, usually thinks that they have a great sense of humor... but dosent. They're not funny when they're trying, but when they're just being themselves they are hilarious!

Samuel is very smart, and earlier in their lives, sort of a suck up. Samuel is great and making friends with both genders, and knows how to make and keep a good friend.

Samuel's are usually big fans of the internet, has social media, plays video games, and is sort of a nerd. Samuel's can be annoying sometimes, but only if you did something first.

Samuel's are usually scared of being in trouble, but will push the line as far as they can without getting in trouble. Samuel's will joke about a lot, but if it's serious you'll get to meet the Samuel that helps, and cares, and stresses out.
Guy 1: woah is that Samuel?
Guy 2: yeah are you going to his Marvel Movie Marathon next week?
Guy 1: heck yeah! I wouldn't miss out on a party at Samuel's place any day!
by Turdel Guy September 9, 2021
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Samuel

Samuel, big cock, never disappoints in the bed, very cute, looks like he came from heaven because his butt is so big 👄
Person: OMG is that Samuel he is soo hot 🥵.
by GonzoCurseYT June 19, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.
by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a perfect boy, he loves nature, and as a boyfriend he loves you. Samuel is an athletic boy and he loves sports, like football. He loves also the silence when he is outside, but he would share it with you, but just if you are the perfect girl for him. He's also good in bed. He is very loyal and would never hurt you, you can trust him. His love is endless. Just if you hurt him, he would leave you.
Oh is that your boyfriend?

Yes he is. His name is Samuel.

You must be very lucky.
by exoticlove July 21, 2018
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Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.
"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."
by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022
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