Salsa Rocket

the act of bleeding all over your penis and sticking it in a girls mouth.

Who's up for a salsa rocket tonight?

by nijpac March 23, 2007

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo April 20, 2006

Salsa Fucked

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

by Nickuhcrazy December 11, 2008

Taqueria Salsa

The fucking greatest Mexican food restaurant in the entire world, or at least in the bay area.

Dude, I got a burrito majado with the chile verde from the Taqueria Salsa last night. It was like an orgasm in my mouth.

by Gringo with an affinity for mexican food/women. June 01, 2007

Salsa water

The juicy byproduct of a delicious fresh salsa. Not any of that jarred shit. REAL salsa. It has magical healing properties in reducing hangover symptoms. Consume from the squatting position whilst loudly slurping and regretting last night for maximum effects .

Grace is hungover, get this woman some salsa water!

by ShamelessGrace March 06, 2016

Damp Salsa

If you don't know already know, you never want to know. That shit is fucked up!

Guy 1: Man that chick is so hot

Guy 2: Seriously dude don't go there, i heard she did a 'damp salsa' with the guy behind the bar

Guy 1: Oh what the fuck....

by 8634 January 23, 2010

chips and salsa

having sex in a bathroom (in a hotel, house, etc) when all of your friends are in the outside room and know what you are doing

"where are brad and katy? and why is the bathroom locked, i really have to pee."
"dude you don't want to go in there, they're having chips and salsa."

"did you see corry follow christy into the bathroom? they're totally having chips and salsa. turn up the volume on the tv."

by chipsandsalsa December 20, 2009