siberian snake shit

1. Anything that does not exist.
2. What liars are full of.

That guy at the taco stand told me he was Jordan from 80's bubblegum pop band "New Kids on the Block". He is a lying sack of Siberian snake shit.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Siberian Kiss

An extreme form of french kissing. It is very violent and involves biting the lips and tounge of the other part.
It is meant to be climaxed by biting off the tounge (or a piece of the tongue) of the girl/boy you're kissing.

(It is NOT connected to any song of the same name, but derived from the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy)

"I gave you a siberian kiss
when you left me at the night party.
'Have you been drinking again?'
I will not fall overboard"

-Breakdown part of the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy

by SibirianKisser January 15, 2012

saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by BigP July 2, 2005

saber rattler

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

by Rod Brock March 10, 2007

Siberian Ice Dragon

During sexual intercourse when the female is about to climax the male punches her in the face.

Jessie- "Damn, Tom won't stop Siberian Ice Dragon-ing me."
Monica-"Ew, thats horrible!"
Jessie-"I know. I'm Breaking up with him."
Monica-"Okay. Good!"

by comehonorface June 22, 2009

Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

Siberius

Greatest bloody name in history

Guy: Siberius Miyazawa is a bloody lad

by ben the lad November 16, 2016