square sausage

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble

I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning

by Kenh October 18, 2007

sausage nipper

A young homosexual with a natural ability/willingness to perform oral sex on men.

Note: Gay men will point out sausage nippers to others by making a slurp sound, or another sexually insinuative gesture.

You find me a freakish, animalistic lover, and I'll get you a yummy little sausage nipper.

by Large One August 25, 2005

mini sausage

The sausage that my little brother of 8 years has attached inbetween his legs.

"It's like a tail...JUST IN FRONT!"

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Le Sausage

This is the "French" word for the male genitalia. Typically used when referring to it as a dish.

Roommate 1: "Man, what is wrong with that chick you brought over last night?"
Roommate 2: "I dunno, bro. I thought she was all about Le Sausage, but I think she's more of a Fish Taco type of girl."
Roommate 1: "Fair enough."

by The_Victor May 24, 2009

Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009